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CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragon Eggs Found:	2905	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9130
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2566
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	4828

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	194
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4