Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1645	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Runes Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2070	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2122	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	89
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.