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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed: 89 Mines Excavated: 3948
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ores Mined: 7597
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

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