Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ores Mined:	6608	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Animals Bred:	71	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9212	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4092	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.