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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7539 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.
2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!
3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!