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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9790 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.
2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!
3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!