Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	490863	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6866
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6360	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Animals Bred:	193
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	3946	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	2043	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2199	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	108

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5