Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

ANNOYED, Crafty, CREEPERS, dogshit game, done, done with it, Farties, fed up, Frustration, game over, giving up, goodbye game, had enough, irritated, LAUGH, moving on, not worth it, over it, Quitting, RAGE, thinking, throwing in the towel, video games, Waste of time, Yep..

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8928	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

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2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	419	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Items Found:	8571	Void Gems Collected:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	244
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	3447
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578