Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

ANNOYED, Crafty, CREEPERS, dogshit game, done, done with it, Farties, fed up, Frustration, game over, giving up, goodbye game, had enough, irritated, LAUGH, moving on, not worth it, over it, Quitting, RAGE, thinking, throwing in the towel, video games, Waste of time, Yep..

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

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Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	3801
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	6356	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ores Mined:	6622	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Star Shards Collected:	142
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	8848
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	2875	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114