Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

ANNOYED, Crafty, CREEPERS, dogshit game, done, done with it, Farties, fed up, Frustration, game over, giving up, goodbye game, had enough, irritated, LAUGH, moving on, not worth it, over it, Quitting, RAGE, thinking, throwing in the towel, video games, Waste of time, Yep..

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

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GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Animals Bred:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5160	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	6065	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Items Found:	5750	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Towns Built:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Items Found:	4730	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

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GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Potions Brewed:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	98596	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	347
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8604	Dragon Eggs Found:	3669
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

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Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	609
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	7989	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664