Crafty Fappers United: Where every day is a new adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always remember to bring your sense of humor!

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

Women, Femininity, Stereotypes, ugliness, social constructs

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyWorldOrder

foreign policy, international relations, global politics, DISMANTLING, united states

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

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SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

TASS, international law, Military, Telling, clip

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

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Pituitary Macrophage Madness

immune response, Macrophage, pituitary hormones, pituitary gland, Endocrine System

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

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Enigma Realms 1.21.3

online conflict, online abuse, user aggression, disrespectful language, 1.21.3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

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