Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	192	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7307	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Towns Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	914	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	1597
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	94592
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Emeralds Found:	335	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?