Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	1395
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2480
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Animals Bred:	82	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	2328	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	2488
Crops Grown:	9726	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Votes:	9765	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll