Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Emeralds Found: 3862
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6644 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 242
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Crops Grown: 5410 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

    Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

    MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

    NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

    Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Crops Grown: 8534
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!

    PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Runes Activated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7523 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ZeldaCraft: Make Link Mine for Rupees!

    ZeldaCraft: Make Link Mine for Rupees!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Link is actually a Minecraft character and he’s on a quest to defeat the evil Ganon who has taken over the server and turned all the pigs into evil Moblins.

    Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LOLZCraft – Cringey Anime Roleplay Server

    LOLZCraft – Cringey Anime Roleplay Server
    Welcome to our Visual Novel Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure through the world of English-translated Japanese visual novels.

    Looking for a place to discuss your favorite VNs without any e-celeb shitposting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs.

    But wait, there’s more! Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered. Just follow our simple steps before asking for tech support and you’ll be good to go. And if all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for recommendations or a novel with a specific element? We’ve got resources for that too. Our server is your one-stop shop for all things VN related.

    So why wait? Join our server today and dive into a world of visual novel madness. Previous players have had a blast, and you will too! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Farms Harvested: 986
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Tales

    Crafty Tales
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us at Play Tales for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined Play Tales and discovered a secret diamond mine filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword).

    But that’s not all! On Play Tales, you can also participate in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet dragon or a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our parkour courses – they’re so challenging, you’ll be pulling your hair out in frustration (but in a fun way, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Play Tales today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a zombie Elvis impersonator along the way. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Potions Brewed: 159

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SuperiorCraft: Where even the pixels look down on you

    SuperiorCraft: Where even the pixels look down on you

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of being a regular player on boring servers? Well, look no further because this server is where the real winners play!

    Join us and become part of a community where everyone is a winner, especially me. I mean, I’m basically living the dream life and you can too by joining this server. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the greatness that is this server.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing. Join now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on this server. See you there, losers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

    Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right
    Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
    • Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
    • Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
    • Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

    Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

    Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 New Chunks Explored: 246805
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Animals Bred: 38 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Emeralds Found: 3624 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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