Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9723
    Crops Grown: 5606 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Enchantments Applied: 103

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 188
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 5972
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchantments Applied: 272
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Gods Slained: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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