Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyMILFixer-3%

aita, Cats, CraftyMILFixer3, deck frame, diy projects, Dogs, downsizing, firepit, grout lines, home repair, House, house appraisal, labor cost, material cost, mother-in-law, paver projects, Pets, professional work, resale value, shoddy work, tiled shower, yard reseeding

Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Spears Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChildhoodSayingMC SMP

cherished quotes, childhood lessons, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood quotes, childhood wisdom, ChildhoodSayingMC, enduring sayings, favorite sayings, impactful quotes, inspirational quotes, lasting memories, lasting quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable phrases, memorable sayings, nostalgic quotes, quotes to live by, smp, timeless quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

animated, animated characters, animated emotions, animated film, animated memories, animated series, animated storytelling, animated tears, cartoon, Childhood, EmoCartoonFeelsCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional scenes, heartwrenching, Memories, nostalgic, sad, tearjerker, touching

Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Redstone Revolution

2025, Armed Forces, budget allocation, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, Economy, geopolitical strategy, Government, military capabilities, military expansion, military investment, military modernization, military spending, national defense, Politics, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, state budget, strategic planning

lol imagine if russia spent 40% of their budget on minecraft instead of military 😂 like, they could build giant pixelated tanks and stuff. join our server and help us create the ultimate minecraft army to take over the virtual world! we have insane battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. who needs real weapons when you have diamond swords and TNT? come join the fun and let’s conquer the blocky universe together! 🚀💣🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

China Power Surge

#sustainability, carbon footprint, charging, China, Consumption, electricity, electronics, ENERGY, environmental impact, Globalization, Imports, Infrastructure, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, power, renewable energy, supply chain, Surge, Technology, Trade

Yo, join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Chinese electricity flowing through our pixels, making them extra lit! Imagine mining for diamonds with that extra spark, like you’re channeling the power of the Great Wall itself. Plus, our mobs are straight outta a kung fu movie, doing backflips and roundhouse kicks while you try to survive. So come on over and experience the electrifying adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we play with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Animals Bred:	159
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, Adults, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Edition, findings, hyperreactivity, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurological differences, research, sensitivity, sensory experiences, sensory overload, sensory processing, sensory processing disorder, sensory sensitivity, study, tactile defensiveness, tactile sensitivity, Touch, TouchyCraft

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Potions Brewed:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PolitVerse – political rp server Minecraft server

borders, city, Clans, Complaints, Discord, FAITH, Ideology, light RP, Minecraft, Online Map, Political, political orientation, regulations, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, State, States, Suggestions, Support, Vanilla Survival, Wars

Politics, clans, states, wars and vanilla survival, you can peacefully play alone. Light RP.

Gameplay Features:– No single spawn, spine in random and periodically changing area (currently on a small island)– Ability to quickly survive with friends – tp requests (/rtp )– Old server version (1.8) and the ability to log in from 1.7 to 1.21. The focus is not on game mechanics, but on political opportunities and RP.

Create your settlement (3+ players), city (6+ players) or state, develop, fight and impose your ideology/political orientation or faith on others. An online map with borders is planned.

The server has recently opened, and we are still finalizing the regulations and technical components. There are few states and cities, have time to become leaders this season.

Any support, complaints and suggestions are provided in our discord server, all rules of the game and RP:https://discord.gg/8XnFTjUQtc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Bagel, blocky, Blue Archive General, Blue Dmg, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, field, Friends, guides, indoors, Izuna, Kaiten, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoor arena filled with insane challenges and torment with blue damage! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you can team up with your friends to take on crazy challenges and earn epic rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

And if you’re looking for a real challenge, don’t miss out on our Total Assault: Kaiten event, where you’ll face off against urban enemies with insane difficulty and torment with yellow damage. It’s a test of skill like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive Umika and Tsubaki guiding you on your journey. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, only on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	82
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Giggle Impact Society

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, CLAYMORE, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, Giggle, Impact, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, Polearm, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, society, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, Web Event

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and more to take on epic quests and challenges!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes – you’ll be swimming in Primogems in no time!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro with us! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret weapons along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LunchBlocker2021

AITAH, cultural acceptance, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural expression, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural inclusion., cultural pride, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural tolerance, Diversity, food culture, lunch etiquette, LunchBlocker2021, microaggression, office dynamics, workplace conflict, Workplace Diversity

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about smelly food drama again! Our server is a safe space for all cultures to express themselves through their lunch choices. Bring your stinkiest, most delicious dishes and never be judged for it. Plus, we have a “no neutral lunch policy” so you can eat whatever you want without fear of backlash. Join now and never feel like “that person” in the office again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8508
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RespawnWithBae

Afterlife, bring back to life, Cherished moments, emotional, eternal connection, Eternal Love, Grief, hypothetical scenario, longing, Loss, loved ones, Memories, missed dearly, Remembrance, RespawnWithBae, resurrection, reunion, Soulful, special bond, SPIRITUAL, Wishful thinking

If you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyTrumpWars

America, biden, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrumpWars, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military withdrawal, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Politics, president, trump, ukraine war, united states, war strategy, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Amber Gnat Attack Server

Amber, Amber Deposits, Amber Discoveries, Amber Fossils, Amber Inclusions, Amber Preservation, Amber Research, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient Ecosystems, Ancient Fungi, Attack, Baltic Amber, Baltic Sea, fossil record, Fossilized Fungi, Fossilized Gnats, Fossilized Insects, Fossilized Organisms, gnat, insect fossils, Paleontology, Predatory Fungus Gnats, prehistoric insects, Server

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

acceptance, break up, Closure, DELETED, emotional attachment, Emotional healing, ex, Exs, Intimacy, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationship, personal boundaries, privacy, regret, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Server, sex videos, unresolved feelings

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9178
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trans Code Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding beginner, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding help, coding journey, coding resources, coding skills, coding support, coding tips, coding tutorials, LGBTQ, Minecraft, programming, smp, Software Development, Technology, Trans, Transgender, transgender coder, transgender in tech

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	673
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.