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MomVsGFYosemiteVacay

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family expectations, Guilt, indian parents, long term girlfriend, Marriage, MomVsGFYosemiteVacay, parental approval, relationship struggles, transparency, Ultimatum, Yosemite trip

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Indian parents who just don’t understand your long-term Mexican girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and a chance to build your dream world where cultural differences don’t matter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the pressure of family expectations and create your own rules. Build a virtual Yosemite with your GF without any ultimatums or guilt trips from mom. And hey, if your dad wants to come meet her in the game, we’ve got plenty of virtual space for a family reunion like no other!

Don’t let cultural clashes hold you back from living your best virtual life. Join our server today and show your parents that love knows no boundaries, even in the world of Minecraft!

RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

17th France, activism, American, Average, Average American, Blues, economic disparity, fellow Americans, government accountability, grassroots movement, Healthcare, healthcare reform, income inequality, INEQUALITY, inequality crisis, political corruption, Political unrest, Positive Change, protest movement, RevoltCraft, revolution, social justice, social reform, societal change, Trash, wealth, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	207
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	1490

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Farms Harvested:	366
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	547

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Items Found:	6450
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crops Grown:	1436	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8992
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Crops Grown:	4604	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5341	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8403	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5