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SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2042	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Farms Harvested:	843	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4359
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	183
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	6655
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8114	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	9745
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	224553	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	9706	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	159	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

CraftyPutin’sBankBlock

banking sector, compliance regulations, CraftyPutinsBankBlock, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial institutions, financial markets, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global economy, international relations, money laundering, regulatory compliance, Russian companies, sanctions, trade restrictions, U.S. pressure, UAE banks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

CometCraft: Hot Jupiter Planet

astronomers, astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, colossal comet, comet, CometCraft, cosmic phenomena, cosmic radiation, evaporating planet, Exoplanet, host star, hot, Hot Jupiter, interstellar objects, Jupiter, planet, planetary science, radiation, Space discoveries, space exploration, space phenomena, WASP-69b

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	180836	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5991
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	157	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like a hot Jupiter planet with a tail like a colossal comet!! like wtf, how lit is that??

Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.

imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.

so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5