Crafty Creepers: Where Seething Noobs Get Exposed!

Assertiveness, bitchud, communication skills, composed reaction, Conflict Resolution, controlling anger, Crafty, CREEPERS, dealing with criticism, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, EXPOSED, handling criticism, handling negativity, keeping calm, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Noobs, professional behavior, responding gracefully, response, Seething, self-control, tactful response

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1804
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	867218	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant rainbow-colored chickens, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave, and riding on flying pigs to get around the map.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a cactus.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	2771
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7499	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Towns Built:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	6056
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	4181
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	123

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	57
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2008
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Potions Brewed:	99	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Crops Grown:	9872	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.