Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Night Skies:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	740
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Love Letters Sent:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1908	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1924	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1359	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	4980	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	285	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!