Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Emeralds Found:	6596
New Chunks Explored:	609550	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	134	Void Armor Forged:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	737	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	New Chunks Explored:	967395

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6956	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	84470
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Towns Built:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9970	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!