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Players: 91/200 Votes: 9392
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Farms Harvested: 701 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Magic Items Found: 6020 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Villages Defended: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1160
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 6332
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 250
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6808
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 281 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3680
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5206
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1337 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 677
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Farms Harvested: 283 Falling into the Void: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9630
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8317
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 4276
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 123 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6229
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 156
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4439
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magic Items Found: 4282
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

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    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8255
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 951
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Void Gems Collected: 14

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8405
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Votes: 7554 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 103
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5594 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Villages Defended: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Animals Bred: 197
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5113
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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