Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mines Excavated:	4556	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1950	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	7730
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	794211
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	2054	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	1841	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	726	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	2221
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2894
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	856979
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Items Found:	8368
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1381	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.