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Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

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Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	708959	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	172	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3214	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Farms Harvested:	614
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	143
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	85
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Towns Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6113
Mines Excavated:	3362	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

Players:	104/800	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Players:	102/200	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3