Crafty Crazies – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Crafty Crazies – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic virtual influencers you’ve ever seen!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone,” to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who builds castles in the sky that put even the Ender Dragon to shame, our server is where legends are made.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, who once tamed a pack of wolves to do her bidding in battle, or Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, who can craft potions so powerful they’ll make you see double.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and shouting “Creeper, oh man!” at the top of your lungs.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Buildings Constructed: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

    LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server
    Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9923
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

    Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7840 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2792 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 92264 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 67 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Emeralds Found: 921
    Ores Mined: 9961 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8424 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2536 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Emeralds Found: 5150 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Dimension Hops: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2181
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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