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Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6802
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Potions Brewed:	121
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	3953

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1773	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7128	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!