Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchantments Applied:	128
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	349074	Votes:	5524
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

b253 anarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7548
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

b253.ddns.net

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Potions Brewed:	180

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

AquaPearl.minehut.gg

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchantments Applied:	135
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

play.citrusnetwork.net

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

147.135.70.69

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1825
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4388
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Animals Bred:	119	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	6145	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4921
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	2510

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	2887
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	254	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2759	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	739	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	5353
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com