Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1509
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Players Killed by Monsters:	4132	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	799	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	9203	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Farms Harvested:	333
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	2138	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	4694	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runes Activated:	7

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1531
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	3145	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Potions Brewed:	72
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1756
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com