Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	57

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	2570	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4043
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	706
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3932	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Votes:	1513
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	433641
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Emeralds Found:	1696
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	181	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5100
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	82691	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz