Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Farms Harvested:	970	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9536
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Potions Brewed:	187	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7340
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	3111
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Potions Brewed:	180
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Towns Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Items Found:	1064	Buildings Constructed:	45
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	931716	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3578
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Farms Harvested:	734	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	4417
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4766

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	1383
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5514
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	8853
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	823	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).