Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mines Excavated:	3381
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	5820

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8495
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	3674
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Potions Brewed:	135	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ores Mined:	8063	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	9266
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	28
Animals Bred:	190	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

❤️, 1.16.5, 1.20.6, Anarchy, banner, best, Enderland, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, Moscow time, OPENING DATE, Server, ✨

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	8455
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

The best server in anarchy!

IP: mc.enderland.fun

Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

mc.enderland.fun