Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Farms Harvested:	297
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	144
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Items Found:	1792

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchantments Applied:	88	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1586	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1520
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5461	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7864
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	3827	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7880	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	758	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	81
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Villages Defended:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6916
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net