Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Zombie Dances:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4832	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
New Chunks Explored:	953925	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

play.cnmc.us

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	360893	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3723	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dragons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	751127
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8854	Animals Bred:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Votes:	222
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	833758	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

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OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2932
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	4716	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net