Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9076
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6715
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	5985	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	116	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3665
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Towns Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	567814	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	996

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	314208	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	167	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mines Excavated:	3965
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Magic Items Found:	4033	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com