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MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Items Found:	1420
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Void Gems Collected:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Towns Built:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	379

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Zombie Dances:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Ores Mined:	6994	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8002	Crops Grown:	4077
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8048
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	2775
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6