Crafty Convicts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4138	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	9554	Players Killed by Monsters:	7366
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	5229
Potions Brewed:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ores Mined:	3337	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	6553
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2930
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	362053
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	4081	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	1