Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7938	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	7449
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6815	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	146	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon storage, climate change, conservation, die off, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, greenhouse gases, MAYHEM, mitigation efforts, moss, PALS, Peatland, research, restoration efforts, sphagnum moss, temperature rise, threat, uk

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

💜 survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 server minecraft

Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The description of the server server “Survival without PVE PVP mods” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticServer.Us.To

bookbag system, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Discord, Factions, KitPvP, MysticServer.Us.To, planet minecraft, Progressable Skills, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Sell_ox., Semi Vanilla, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mines Excavated:	3591
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

MysticServer Overview

Features
OG Factions server revamped
No Pay-to-Win
No OP items
No Crazy Mods
Crossplay Compatible
Respawnable Ender Dragon
Progressable Skills
Bookbag System
Unique Banking System
Semi-Vanilla
KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Join the community and check it out, we’d love to have you join! 😀

IP: MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

What is MysticServer?

MysticServer is an OG Factions server revamped with no Pay-to-Win features, no OP items, and no Crazy Mods. It features quality of life improvements like turning off chorus fruit, adding damage to bedrock, and combat tagging.

What are some unique features of MysticServer?

Some unique features include Crossplay compatibility, a Respawnable Ender Dragon, progressable skills, a bookbag system, a unique banking system, and more. The server aims to stay Semi-Vanilla to keep the classic Minecraft feel.

Are there other gamemodes available on MysticServer?

Yes, there are other gamemodes available such as KitPVP, Creative (Plotworld), SMP (Survival), and more coming in the future.

How long has MysticServer been in development?

The server has been in development for 10 years, with attention to detail, balance, and well thought out features. The server is constantly being upgraded, bugs fixed, and improvements added to ensure a lag-free experience.

How can I contact the server owner for questions?

You can reach the server owner on Discord @ Sell_ox

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Items Found:	6689
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
New Chunks Explored:	676073	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Votes:	5982
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Farms Harvested:	953
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8479	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!