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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1614 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 162 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8108 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?
And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.
