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HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	2497	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Zombie Dances:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	5291	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Towns Built:	8
Star Shards Collected:	202	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3698	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3