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OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	196
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	554
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	913373
Players Killed by Monsters:	6408	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	300	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6899
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1