Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

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Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crops Grown:	9799
Enchantments Applied:	130	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Farms Harvested:	813
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3714
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7190
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	344966	Treasure Maps Found:	9

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dimension Hops:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3108
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mines Excavated:	2238
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	9584
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	786	Players Killed by Monsters:	5436
Towns Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org