Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1796	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4578	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Votes:	9652	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	933	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	922795

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8511
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

SingleCraft – Building Better Lives

building, Community, friendship, Happiness, life satisfaction, lifelong singles, lives, Loneliness, mental health, partnered people, personal fulfillment, personality traits, psychological differences, relationships, research study, self esteem, single people, SingleCraft, Social Connections, social networks, social support, societal norms, well-being

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crops Grown:	2821	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

so like, you know how being single can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got you covered! join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole crew of awesome players ready to be your new besties!

our server is like a magical land where singles can come together and have a blast building, exploring, and just having a grand old time. forget about those boring old dating apps, on our server, you’ll find true love in the form of epic friendships and hilarious adventures.

we’ve got crazy events like speed building contests, where you can show off your mad building skills and win awesome prizes. plus, our community is super supportive and always there to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server for singles and let the fun begin! who knows, you might just find your player 2 along the way 😉

MineTool – Freeze Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Custom, Duels, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, FREEZE, Fun, Gaming, Grief, java, Large Online, Minecraft, MineTool, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ores Mined:	6207	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

The owner of the “MineTool – Freeze with us” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minetool.pw