Crafty CIA Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	64
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty FNG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.

And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.

And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where Peruvians have taken over /int/ because they heard we have the best virtual ceviche in town! That’s right, our server is known for its delicious virtual food that will have you coming back for more. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret llama sanctuary hidden deep within our world where you can ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and witness the epic saga of Niji escapee buffs disappearing and Hex collabs causing chaos. Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you join the dark side and cause even more mayhem? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft SMP anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Animals Bred:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

3D Minecraft SMP Transition Troubles

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have transformed the game into a 3D extravaganza that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between Steve and Herobrine in stunning 3D graphics. Watch as they duke it out in the most intense PvP matches you’ve ever seen, all while dodging creepers and dodging lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on insane missions like rescuing villagers from evil zombie overlords or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate 3D Minecraft adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played in 2D in the first place!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for NoahJ456 Minecraft Server?

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NoahJ456 is a popular content creator and streamer known for his gaming and entertainment content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a large following, he is recognized for his comedic commentary and engaging gameplay in a variety of video games. NoahJ456’s entertaining style and dedication to his craft have solidified his place as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anarchy with many mechanics! come in! SkySline.fun Minecraft server

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Anarchy with many mechanics and /free! come in, you won’t regret it! There was a wipe recently!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see what it’s like to survive a suicidal episode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging creepers while battling your inner demons. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1