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Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	899322	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	405	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3399	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	7731
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1692

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	9306	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	8775
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	7512	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10