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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Votes:	6352	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8359	Dragon Eggs Found:	7153

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6712	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	150	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Votes:	4225
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Emeralds Found:	5875	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	6209

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	7120
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Animals Bred:	91	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3