Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Potions Brewed: 148 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8581 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

    UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
    haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

    we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

    join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 133
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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