Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	1760	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	74	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	816	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	73

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

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Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3512	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3679	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5562

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineRabbitHole

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Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

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Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	305
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.