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TeenGenius Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Choices, Decision making, future planning, growth, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, Minecraft, opportunity, personal development, perspective, Reflection, regress, second chance, SELF AWARENESS, smp, teenage years, TeenGenius, time travel, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, imagine if you woke up as a 16-year-old but still had all your adult knowledge and experience. That’s basically what this server is like – a total mind trip!

So, like, on this server, you can build the most epic bases and prank your friends with the most ridiculous traps. And get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas that trade rare items for emeralds. Like, what even is that? It’s so random and hilarious!

And the best part is, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of Captain Potato. Legend has it, he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Like, who even does that? It’s so epic!

So, if you want to join in on the madness and chaos of this Minecraft SMP server, just hop on and prepare to have your mind blown. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

BackwardsCraft

adjust, Alter, BackwardsCraft, CHANGE, Correct, decision, do-over, FIX, hindsight, improve, mistake, modify, one thing, opportunity, rectify, redo, regret, Reverse, revise, turn back time, undo

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not being able to reverse that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can reverse ANYTHING! That’s right, whether it’s a cringy comment in the chat or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house, just use our magical reverse button and watch as time literally rewinds before your eyes. Join us now and never live with regret again!

Neowo. server minecraft

Bosses, Custom, Development, flying islands, Islands, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Neowo, new, objects, Server, Skyblock, Textures, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual objects

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	152
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Neowo is a unique minecraft server that offers players fascinating experience in the Skyblock mode. The server includes custom mows, bosses, objects and textures, creating an atmosphere that distinguishes it from other skyblock servers. Players will be able to explore their flying islands, fight with powerful bosses and develop their islands with the help of unusual objects, as well as enjoy new textures that revive the world of Minecraft. Caste mobs and interesting mechanics make this server an excellent choice for those who are looking for something new and unusual.

play.neowo.net

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, Isles, mystic, No. 931555461 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Intrigue Enigma Secret Clues Puzzle Hidden Mysterious Unsolved Conundrum Riddle Cryptic, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5427	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Imagine building a castle while fighting off zombies with a carrot sword – that’s just a typical Tuesday on this server! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop out golden apples for you to snack on while you mine for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of creepers breakdancing to Skrillex music. Plus, our mods are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your pet chicken into a dragon that shoots fireballs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your Minecraft experience turned upside down and inside out in the best way possible! Let’s get this block party started!

YoniPotDisasterCraft

anger management, communication problems, Confrontation, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Frustration, household items, loud noises, personal boundaries, personal space, pot usage, privacy invasion, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, sleep disturbance, YoniPotDisasterCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your roommate’s wild escapades? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where beds don’t creak and pots are used for cooking, not vaginal steaming!

On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of it shaking from the intensity of your roommate’s love making. And rest assured, no one will ever use your precious cooking pots for anything other than making delicious virtual meals.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build, explore, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted interruptions. Trust us, you deserve a peaceful Minecraft experience after dealing with such outrageous roommates in real life.

Zelenskyy’s Dictator-Free Zone

Australia, controversy, criticism, dictator, DictatorFree, Diplomacy, elections, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opinion, Peter Dutton, Politics, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news, wrong, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys, Zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	1079
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a pet llama named carl who can do backflips and spit fireballs at creepers. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples. our server is so lit that even peter dutton thinks trump is wrong about calling zelenskyy a dictator without elections. we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where you can battle zombie pigmen with diamond swords. join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, Beginner, building, creativity, education, Exploration, Gaming, Gaming Community, LEARN MINECRAFT, Minecraft, minecraft pros, multiplayer, non-player character, Npc, online gaming, PIXEL, Quest, role playing, sandbox game, tutorial, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, these Minecraft pros are like the Gandalfs of the blocky world, guiding you through the pixelated madness with their wizardry skills.

They’ll teach you how to build a house that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of, and show you how to mine diamonds like a boss. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a true blocky legend, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroWeddingNoGoCraft

#breastfeeding, BroWeddingNoGoCraft, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, Cultural differences, destination wedding, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, international travel, long distance travel, parenting challenges, pet vs child, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships, traveling with children, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, work schedules

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8055

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to leave your kids at home to attend a wedding in Italy! Unlike some people we know cough cough (looking at you, B and F), we understand that your children are precious and shouldn’t be left behind for a dog to attend a wedding.

Join our server and escape the drama of family feuds and ridiculous requests. Build a virtual world where your kids can play alongside you, because let’s face it, leaving them behind for a wedding is just plain crazy.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be leaving behind is the drama. Plus, our virtual doggos are always welcome, no need to choose between them and your human children! See you in the game! 🎮🐶👶🏼

ElephantCraft: The Trunk-tastic Server

Animal Behavior, Elephant behavior, Elephant communication, Elephant Community, elephant conservation, Elephant Discussion, Elephant Encounters, Elephant Facts, Elephant intelligence, Elephant Questions, Elephant Reddit, Elephant Stories, Elephant Tales, Elephant Trivia, ElephantCraft, Elephantiest, elephants, NSFW, reddit, Server, Trunktastic, wildlife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	1252	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can ride is a horse? Well, come join our server where you can ride on the backs of majestic elephants! That’s right, we have a whole herd of elephants just waiting for you to hop on and explore the world in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground elephant fight club. Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate elephant champion. Just don’t tell PETA.

And if you’re feeling a bit naughty, join our NSFW section where you can share all your elephantiest fantasies. Let your imagination run wild as you discuss all the trunk-related activities you’ve always dreamed of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the elephant shenanigans begin! Remember, elephants never forget…especially the crazy times you’ll have on our server.

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Approval, Claims, contradiction, credibility, Diplomacy, foreign policy, INCREASE, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Ratings, Server, survey, trump, trust rating, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Items Found:	6576	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so like, u know how zelensky is like, doin his thing and stuff, well this server is like, totally gonna make ur trust rating go up to like, 1000% bro. forget trump and his fake news, come join us and u gonna be livin the high life in minecraft land. trust me, this server is like, the bomb dot com. come join us and u gonna be like zelensky, ruling the world with ur trust rating through the roof. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval

billionaire, Business, Communication, criticism, dad, disapproval, elon musk, ElonCraft, emotional intelligence, entrepreneur, family, Father, Fatherhood, parenting, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship, self improvement, Son, spacex, success, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, liek, u kno how elon musk is all abot going to space n stuff? well, his dad is liek, “bro, u haven’t been a good dad.” but u kno what is a good dad? dis minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n endermen doin the macarena. come join us for sum crazy fun, cuz elon musk’s dad said so!

HAM SMP

Activity, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, Ham, in-game roles, Interact, large-scale world, Leaders, members, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, smp, Trading

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4548	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HAM SMP
Focus	Creating and simulating a large-scale world where players can form and govern their own nations
Features	Forming nations, building structures, creating economies, forming alliances, waging wars
Discord	hamthedictator

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server by adding hamthedictator on Discord.
What can I do on the server?	You can establish your own nation, build structures, create economies, form alliances, and engage in various in-game activities.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. These rules are enforced by dedicated staff members.
Can I wage wars against other nations?	Yes, players have the opportunity to wage wars against other nations within the game.

Eternal Fearless Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, agoraphobia, anxiety, avoidance, comfort zone, coping mechanism, ETERNAL, fear, FEARLESS, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Life, Living, mental health, mental illness, Phobia, Realms, room, Scared, self isolation, self reflection, self-care, Support, Therapy, Trapped

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4169	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re like me and scared of facing reality, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why live in the real world when you can build a whole new one in the blocky paradise of this server? Trust me, once you start crafting and mining, you’ll forget all about your fears and never want to leave your room again! Plus, who needs sunlight when you can have the warm glow of lava lighting up your pixelated world? Join now and escape from the horrors of real life into a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds!

UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, bad breath, body odor, closed-mindedness, deal breakers, dishonesty, ENTITLEMENT, hygiene, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Minecraft, Negativity, Personality, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, turn-offs, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, UnattractiveSteve, unkindness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you HAVE to join! Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically a potato with no seasoning.

So, like, the reason you should join is because we have this INSANE story where the whole server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world! And like, the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, most epic castle ever and filling it with, like, a million cats.

But wait, there’s more! We also have this super rare diamond ore that, when you mine it, turns into a magical unicorn that you can ride around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. It’s, like, totally OP but also hilarious.

And, like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and have all the bragging rights. So, like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and become part of the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever! YOLO, amirite?! 🦄🏰🐱🦙 #llamalove

RedditTrollFarmWars

American politics, Community, Cyber Security, digital citizenship, Disinformation, fake news, fictitious accounts, influence, internet trolls, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, Online Community, online deception, online manipulation, Propaganda, reddit, reddit users, RedditTrollFarmWars, skepticism, social media, Troll Farms

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8170	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of getting trolled by fake accounts on Reddit? Join our epic Minecraft server and leave the trolls behind! Our community is filled with players who are too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons to spread fake news. Plus, we have a secret weapon against trolls – our resident wizard who can banish them to the Nether realm with a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave the fake news behind – unless you want to believe that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking pigs, in which case, we can’t help you.

Players:	90/100	Votes:	1015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2