Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	79
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Votes:	7302	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1630

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Animals Bred:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	3131	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Towns Built:	8

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Void Gems Collected:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8622

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	672	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1