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Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7260	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	8941
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3442
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	15172
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52431
Buildings Constructed:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	942329	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Animals Bred:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	724	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4143
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7681
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	1437	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9543	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	161649	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7061	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ores Mined:	5052	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2