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HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	49511	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Farms Harvested:	942
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	27
Dimension Hops:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	9884
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	9343
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5467	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	101
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	65
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2